The Swine Republic

  Paul Wagner may have been a moderate man of moderate words, but his zest for existence and awe of the creation were nothing short of intense. He lived his life without regret like the creatures he loved: the fish of the deep, the birds of the air, the big mammals of the mountainsides, and especially, his loyal canine companions. Paul drank it all in and it was all the better for him when accompanied by his loved ones – son Jeff, grandson Alex, and wife Taminie and his good friends. Paul was an accomplished machinist, a self-trained engineer and mechanic, a craftsman, and maybe above all, a tremendous artist. His creations were forged from the earth itself: metal, rock and wood configured for both beauty and utility. There can be no doubt that his artwork was a translation of the majesty he saw from the mountaintops, the rapids, the plains, and the forests. He also had an artist’s discerning eye for those that shared his perspectives but translated them in different but equally be...

It’s that time of year again. Another twelve months have gone by, and Crazy Uncle Frank once again brought his friend Captain Morgan with him to Christmas dinner, hidden in his jacket pocket. After a few surreptitiously spiked egg nogs, Frank gets a little mean and starts talking smack about his favorite whipping boy, conservation compliance.  First, a little primer on conservation compliance. According to USDA (1), The 1985 Farm Bill  “requires producers participating in most programs administered by the Farm Service Agency (FSA) and the Natural Resources Conservation Service (NRCS) to abide by certain conditions on any land owned or farmed that is highly erodible or that is considered a wetland.”  Of course, one of those programs is taxpayer-subsidized crop insurance. On average, federal taxpayers pay  62%  of the cost of farmers’ crop insurance premiums. Again, on average, for every $1 a farmer spends on crop insurance, he/she gets back $2.23 (2). I know, rig...

  The corn ethanol-carbon capture pipeline schemes continue to be up front and center in the news. Although there are multiple pipelines, garnering the most attention is the one proposed by Summit Carbon Solutions that will capture carbon dioxide (CO 2 ) gas from Iowa corn ethanol refineries and then pump it into North Dakota bedrock where it can scavenge oil from tired wells and inspire EPA to designate ethanol as kryptonite against climate change which will subsequently help ROWGs (Rich Old White Guys) get even richer.  The Summit proposal is being led by the Murderers' Row of cashing in on climate change: Terry Branstad (Lou Gehrig, because he's seemingly always in the lineup), Bruce Rastetter (Babe Ruth calling his shot) and Jess Vilsack (newcomer but future Hall of Famer Earle Combs). The 1927-28 Yankees led by the Babe and his own Murderers' Row steamrolled the American League on their way to becoming the first team to sweep (4 games to none) in two consecutive Worl...

  I’ve seen a lot of Iowa winters and I have to say the weeks between Christmas and January 20 th  were the ugliest I’ve seen the state look. I know northwest Iowa has had some snow cover, but what little snow there is lying around the rest of the state is thickly coated with the dirt that we're repeatedly told is so, so precious to the SOL (Stewards Oftha Land). A pre-Christmas blizzard moved a lot of snow and a lot of $20k per acre dirt along with it into the ditches, and the immediate warmup that followed melted much of the white stuff, exposing what the Cropagandists tell us is black gold. On Christmas Day, the northside I-80 ditch between Iowa City and Des Moines was one continuous trench filled with the SOL's dirt, and I-35 up to Highway 20 wasn’t much different. I saw a new wrinkle in this black magic I hadn’t seen before, this on Highway 13 south of Manchester in Delaware County. The downwind ditch (i.e. on the east side of this N-S road) was filled up with SOL di...